ahh yes the basketball. males 12+ only. nice
Except there’s a difference between men’s basketballs and women’s basketballs because women have smaller hands women’s balls have a smaller diameter while men have larger hands and their basketballs have larger diameters
yo ok what she said my bad
That was the most mature dispute I have ever seen on the internet
why are boys hot and cute like wtf take a break
I wanna do something productive but I don’t wanna leave my bed a classic novel written by me
"My wife didn’t want to take maternity pictures, so I hired a photographer and took her place…" [x]
my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”
i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone
DRAKE-O MALFOY (source)
My father will hear about this.
Me whenever i try not to swear.
you can never “just be friends” with someone you fell in love with.